Where's the proof?
Low20/100
I need more real proof.
Throw me your site. I’ll drag out the rot.
Drop the link here. I’ll crawl inside and come back with teeth full of bad copy.
Do these words mean anything?
High90/100
Some lines say very little.
What are you selling?
Medium20/100
I am still piecing it together.
What am I meant to click?
Low20/100
The main button is hard to spot.
Where I sink my teeth
Nothing gets to hide
I sniff for proof, bite into the words, and hunt down the next step. If the page makes me guess, I howl.
Where's the proof?
I sniff for names, quotes, results, and a real way to reach you.
What am I meant to click?
I hunt for the next step. If it hides, I drag it out.
Do these words mean anything?
I bite into big claims to see if there is anything inside.
What are you selling?
I need to know what this is, who wants it, and why.
I came back with teeth marks
I do not whisper
I tell you what made me howl, why people may get stuck, and what you fix before I crawl back in.
What the polite little tools mumble
“A few things could be better. Somewhere.”
What I drag out of the cave
“This hero image is 4MB. I could build a nest before it loads. Crush the file size before your visitors crawl away.”
I do more than scream
I show you the way out
First I drag out the bad bit. Then I give you a clean line you can use before the dust settles.
What I found
“We deliver synergistic solutions for modern teams”
Try this
“We fix your broken checkout in 48 hours”
+12Score lift
What I found
The button only says “Submit”
Try this
“Send me my free audit”
+34Score lift
What I found
No customer proof near the top
Try this
Add three short customer quotes where people can see them
+58Score lift
One page or fifty I stay hungry
Founders, teams, freelancers, whole agencies. I do not care who owns the cave. Throw me the link and I bite.
- Founders
- Marketers
- Agencies
- Indie hackers
- Freelancers
- Growth teams
Throw me the link
Any public page will do. Drop it in the cave and stand back.
I crawl inside
I bite the words, sniff for proof, and drag every hiding button into the light.
I drag back the bones
You get the loudest problems first and a clear fix for every bite mark.
Go on. Feed me the page.
I can already smell a weak button. Let me loose.
