Throw the link
Give me any public page.
How it works
Three steps. Zero mercy.
You throw the link. I crawl in. The page starts talking.
The whole hunt
I hunt
I sniff out weak words, proof, buttons, and friction.
You fix it
Take the score, the bites, and the first repairs.
Where's the proof?
What am I meant to click?
Do these words mean anything?
What are you selling?
Why is this so hard?
Pick your door
Tab or full report
Chrome extension
Roast the tab you already have open.
Get the extensionWebsite
Paste a URL and keep the full report.
Roast a pageQuick answers
Is it free?
Yes. Keep throwing me pages.
Do you keep the whole page?
No. I keep only the clues needed for the report.
Can I share the roast?
Yes. Every roast gets a link.
Can I roast a competitor?
If the page is public, I can reach it.
Is this an SEO tool?
No. I care about clear words, real proof, and the next click.
Go on. Feed me the page.
I can already smell a weak button. Let me loose.
