How the goblin works
Three steps from URL to brutal honesty.
Feed the goblin a URL
Paste any public webpage URL. The goblin grabs the page and starts sniffing around for problems.
The goblin inspects everything
Trust signals, CTA clarity, copy quality, conversion friction. The goblin checks what buyers actually care about — and roasts what's broken.
Get your roast report
A full teardown with a Goblin Score, the Biggest Crime, specific complaints, and actually useful fixes. No 47-page PDF. No vague suggestions.
What gets roasted
Every page gets judged on these five categories. No exceptions.
Trust Tax
Missing testimonials, weak social proof, zero credibility signals? The goblin sees through your facade.
CTA Corpse
Your call-to-action is buried, vague, or dead on arrival. The goblin will tell you exactly where it flatlined.
Fluff Damage
Jargon, filler words, saying nothing with maximum syllables. The goblin cuts through the noise with a rusty knife.
Buyer Confusion
If visitors cannot figure out what you do in 5 seconds, the goblin will not sugarcoat it.
Conversion Friction
Slow loads, broken flows, dead ends. Every point of friction is a point of failure. The goblin finds them all.
Extension vs Web App
Pick the workflow that fits. Same goblin, different entry points.
Instant roast
Instant roast of the active tab. Quick score, biggest crime, top fixes. One click.
Full report
Full report with shareable link, downloadable markdown, complete breakdown. Paste any URL.
Frequently asked
Is PageGoblin free?
Yes. Roast as many pages as you want.
Does the goblin store my page data?
Only the extracted signals needed for the report. Full HTML is never stored.
Can I share my roast?
Every roast gets a shareable link. Copy it, send it, tweet it.
Will the goblin roast my competitors?
The goblin doesn't play favorites. It roasts everyone equally.
Is this an SEO tool?
No. PageGoblin is a conversion and trust teardown, not an SEO checker.
Ready to get roasted?
Paste a URL and let the goblin do what it does best.