Privacy
Privacy Policy
I bite pages, not private things. Last updated: June 2026.
01. What I carry back
I take the URL and the page clues needed for the roast: the title, headings, button words, proof, and a few page details. I do not keep the full HTML.
02. What I never touch
I do not take passwords, form entries, cookies, login tokens, browser storage, or private account data. The extension reads page clues only after you click the roast button.
03. What the clues do
I use the clues to make the roast, keep its share link working, and improve later reports. I do not build ad profiles from your pages.
04. How long reports stay
Reports stay stored so their share links work. Search engines are told not to list private reports. You can ask us to delete a report at any time.
05. Extension permissions
The extension uses activeTab to read the page after you click, scripting to gather page clues, and storage to remember your choices. It does nothing until you let it loose.
06. AI providers
We do not sell your data. If you turn on the bigger AI roast, page clues may go to the AI service chosen by the site owner. The switch tells you before anything is sent.
07. Your choices
Do not share a roast link if you want it kept quiet. Email us if you want a report deleted. You choose what leaves the cave.
08. Contact
Questions about this policy? Email [email protected]. A real human will answer.
Go on. Feed me the page.
I can already smell a weak button. Let me loose.
